I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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