My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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