ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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