jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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