I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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