She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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