She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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