Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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