FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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