omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
