You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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