Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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