So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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