I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to stick my p in your. b.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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