i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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