Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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