I think I died a long time ago.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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