He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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