What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
