Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize