went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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