he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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