we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
