Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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