Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize