kristin has been a bad kristin
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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