Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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