i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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