I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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