how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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