Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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