S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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