Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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