so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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