This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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