What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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