Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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