I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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