Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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