Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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