If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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