How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
