I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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