The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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