We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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