Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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