No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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