I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm really busy with my period
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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