one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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