K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
this boner is exhausting
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
