WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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