I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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