I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I pour the whiskey from now on
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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