i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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