Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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