we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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