physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize