thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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