Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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